Well, it seems that Skeletor and his goons have got it so that the Department of Homeland Security can seize laptops and other electronic devices at the border. No warrant is required, according to these policies, nor is even individualized suspicion.

Skeletor and his goons sure didn't waste no time spouting off about how this all was necessary to protect us from those sceerrry tewwowwwists. And of course according to them we shouldn't be concerned about it. Senator Russ Feingold is doing his part to make sure our rights are protected. But seeing how little spine Congress has I don't see the legislation going anywhere, and Chimpy McCokespoon would probably veto it the moment it hit his desk.

The next step will be to allow the TSA agents to keep part of the loot.
Like cops in Louisiana.

Don't take a new laptop on a trip around Christmastime.
Their kids may be wanting a new computer!

Just TRUST THEM, would you?
Hey, they've been cleared like Ivins & even make $18 an hour!


No $520 shoes, but $18 an hour ain't chickenfeed.
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There are some benefits to this.
If everyone gets a listening device stuck up their ass & walks around naked,
then its harder to covertly hide something. We'll be so very "safe."
Only guilty people need to cover up.

We'll know when a drug mule gets something stuck up their ass, because we'll hear it.
It just won't be a very pleasant airplane ride when everybody's naked. Long flights especially. Kids without diapers.

If you look too long at an objectionable child - we can get you for breaking the "8 second rule" & perhaps as a pedophile in a kangaroo court.

Can we maybe just force only the attractive women to ride naked?

If we suspect anyone for the slightest thing - we can just shoot them. No muss, no fuss.
Err on the side of caution.

What remains are the good looking naked women. If they're easy.

BENIGN DICTATORS. ---> aren't?

This mindset assumes that people are inherently evil or potentially corrupt. Tainted by original sin, as it were.
And if the government makes it tough to hide evil...

So where will the evil people hide? As TSA & government agents?
As a president?