This is probably made up, but it's absolutely hilarious.
I can actually imagine it being true too.
Enjoy,
-P
Full Version: Someone spilling the beans at the White House??
*calls bullshit*
QUOTE(Ohio_Republican @ Apr 13 2006, 12:34 PM)
*calls bullshit*
As I said, probably.
It's still funny.
-P
Fact or fiction, it's funny.
Yeah, but even as DailyKos mentioned it might not be true...how could it not be with all the detail they give. All they are doing is stirring up the radicals on the left who already hate the administration more than anything else in their lives.
Outside of Snopes coving this information, there is no way the far left will ever not believe this information.
Outside of Snopes coving this information, there is no way the far left will ever not believe this information.
QUOTE(Plunderer @ Apr 13 2006, 12:52 PM)
As I said, probably.
It's still funny.
-P
It's still funny.
-P
I agree!
BTW: If Dick Cheney really is swishing hyrdogen peroxide that frequently, no wonder he has serious gum problems. Peroxide breaks down tissue. Ask any good dentist.
Hope he didn't pull out his flask and douse the poor old coot he shot....
Sallie QUOTE(Ohio_Republican @ Apr 13 2006, 12:58 PM)
Yeah, but even as DailyKos mentioned it might not be true...how could it not be with all the detail they give. All they are doing is stirring up the radicals on the left who already hate the administration more than anything else in their lives.
Outside of Snopes coving this information, there is no way the far left will ever not believe this information.
Outside of Snopes coving this information, there is no way the far left will ever not believe this information.
Lighten up! It was posted as being probably fictitious and I think that the VAST majority of the "radical left" will take it in that spirit. Most people have a sense of humor and can distinguish between fact and things posted in jest.
QUOTE(Plunderer @ Apr 13 2006, 10:27 AM)
This is probably made up, but it's absolutely hilarious.
I can actually imagine it being true too.
Enjoy,
-P
I can actually imagine it being true too.
Enjoy,
-P
The one I do somewhat believe is the first one about homeland security buying stuff just to use up all its budget. This unfortunately happens all too often in govt at all levels.
I find this all fully believeable.
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Dick Cheney has chronic gum problems and his breath smells like shit as a result. He is also a CLOSE TALKER. He keeps a small bottle of diluted hydrogen peroxide which he rinses with every hour on the hour, and he swallows it instead of spitting. He also picks his nose vigorously (violently) and hums loudly and tunelessly to himself while taking shits.
There is a sealed room in the whitehouse which once held a half-ton block of cheese for about 30 years.
The White house is planting its own men among the press agents at press conferences.
The white house lawn is mowed every other day by the same man humming the same tune. (I LOVE this part!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )
Despite all of this craziness, there is nothing strange whatsoever about Condoleeza Rice. She is completely balanced and normal, if slightly robotic in her personal demeanor. She smells very nice at all times. She does, however, constantly check her investments online from her office when she thinks that nobody is looking, and she has slept at her desk on multiple occasions.
There is an administrative law judge who sits in an office in a building near the white-house, earns around 200k per year and has a secretary, and he does nothing except sit, read, and listen to classical music all day. His secretary likewise does nothing. He gets meals taken to him from the White-house kitchen, and is so lonely that he latches on to whoever gets sent and talks to them for hours about the korean war. His family is all dead and his secretary hates him. In a drawer in his desk he has an old revolver, which he got in there somehow despite that he shouldn't have been able to bring it in. I think he will shoot himself one day.
The "undisclosed location" is usually a local police officer training ground or state trooper college. Shh.
There is a sealed room in the whitehouse which once held a half-ton block of cheese for about 30 years.
The White house is planting its own men among the press agents at press conferences.
The white house lawn is mowed every other day by the same man humming the same tune. (I LOVE this part!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
)Despite all of this craziness, there is nothing strange whatsoever about Condoleeza Rice. She is completely balanced and normal, if slightly robotic in her personal demeanor. She smells very nice at all times. She does, however, constantly check her investments online from her office when she thinks that nobody is looking, and she has slept at her desk on multiple occasions.
There is an administrative law judge who sits in an office in a building near the white-house, earns around 200k per year and has a secretary, and he does nothing except sit, read, and listen to classical music all day. His secretary likewise does nothing. He gets meals taken to him from the White-house kitchen, and is so lonely that he latches on to whoever gets sent and talks to them for hours about the korean war. His family is all dead and his secretary hates him. In a drawer in his desk he has an old revolver, which he got in there somehow despite that he shouldn't have been able to bring it in. I think he will shoot himself one day.
The "undisclosed location" is usually a local police officer training ground or state trooper college. Shh.
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QUOTE(Ohio_Republican @ Apr 13 2006, 10:58 AM)
Yeah, but even as DailyKos mentioned it might not be true...how could it not be with all the detail they give. All they are doing is stirring up the radicals on the left who already hate the administration more than anything else in their lives.
Outside of Snopes coving this information, there is no way the far left will ever not believe this information.
Being a radical liberal myself, I can tell you straight out that I could really care about anybody's OCD--I care about them breaking the law. Cheney can swish peroxide all day and all night--I just want him to be fair and honest with the American People, our people in uniform, our reputation in the world, and on and on. Outside of Snopes coving this information, there is no way the far left will ever not believe this information.
But that cheese, this is a serious national matter!!!!!
Please...Please....Please
don't anybody CUT THE CHEESE!!!!!
Mac
don't anybody CUT THE CHEESE!!!!!
Mac
QUOTE(Ohio_Republican @ Apr 13 2006, 11:58 AM)
Yeah, but even as DailyKos mentioned it might not be true...how could it not be with all the detail they give. All they are doing is stirring up the radicals on the left who already hate the administration more than anything else in their lives.
Outside of Snopes coving this information, there is no way the far left will ever not believe this information.
Outside of Snopes coving this information, there is no way the far left will ever not believe this information.
That's the difference between you and me I can see bullsh*t and see it for the bullsh*t it is even though I find it funny. You take any bullsh*t a right wing talking head spews out and define it as fact. I don't see anyone here saying it was real.
Lighten up.
Jim
QUOTE(Ohio_Republican @ Apr 13 2006, 10:58 AM)
Yeah, but even as DailyKos mentioned it might not be true...how could it not be with all the detail they give. All they are doing is stirring up the radicals on the left who already hate the administration more than anything else in their lives.
Outside of Snopes coving this information, there is no way the far left will ever not believe this information.
Outside of Snopes coving this information, there is no way the far left will ever not believe this information.
Talk about believing SH*T that's not TRUE!!
Look at how much expired shelf Kool-Aid you bring to the party!
Give us and yourself a BREAK!!
Matt M.
QUOTE(Plunderer @ Apr 13 2006, 10:27 AM)
This is probably made up, but it's absolutely hilarious.
I can actually imagine it being true too.
Enjoy,
-P
I can actually imagine it being true too.
Enjoy,
-P
Your Right Plun,
That was truly a great laugh! This should be funny to people on the Right or Left, but I guess some must have lost their sense of humor somewhere along the way....
Matt M.
QUOTE(Ohio_Republican @ Apr 13 2006, 09:34 AM)
*calls bullshit*
You mean bullshit like this?
QUOTE
Our unit used to go up to Alpena from time to time, but since I was in a tanker unit, we really didn't spend time at the fighter unit bases
http://edschultz.invisionzone.com/index.ph...pic=13286&st=60
Last time i checked a SOLDIER is an enlisted individual. So which is it? hmmm?
QUOTE(karnevil_9 @ Apr 28 2006, 08:28 AM)
You mean bullshit like this?
LOL, I was in the Air Force, not the Army, thus, I was never and have never claimed to be a soldier. The proper term is Airman, Technical Sergeant to be more precise.
Well, the conservanazi republikans are hoping to get the Whore House, I mean White House, back up and running. Leadership is needed, something very lacking in the bu$hnazi cabal. So, they are doing some rearranging some more of the deck chairs.
> US Presidential Position Outsourced to India
>
> Congress today announced that the office of President of the United States
> of America will be outsourced to India as of April 15th, 2006.
>
> The move is being made to save the President's $400,000 yearly salary
> and also a record $521 billion in deficit expenditures and related
> overhead the office has incurred during the last 5 years.
>
> "We believe this is a wise move financially. The cost savings should be
> significant," stated Congressman Thomas Reynolds (R-WA). Reynolds, with
> the aid of the Government Accounting Office, has studied outsourcing of
> American jobs extensively. "We cannot expect to remain competitive on
> the world stage with the current level of cash outlay," Reynolds noted.
>
> Mr. Bush was informed by email this morning of his termination. Preparations
> for the job move have been underway for sometime.
>
> Gurvinder Singh of Indus Teleservices, Mumbai, India, will be assuming
> the office of President as of April 15th, 2006. Mr. Singh was born in
> the United States while his Indian parents were vacationing at Niagara
> Falls, thus making him eligible for the position. He will receive a
> salary of US $320 a month but with no health coverage or other benefits.
>
> It is believed that Mr. Singh will be able to handle his job
> responsibilities without a support staff. Due to the time difference
> between the US and India, he will be working primarily at night,
> when few offices of the US Government will be open. "Working nights
> will allow me to keep my day job at the American Express call center,"
> stated Mr. Singh in an exclusive interview. "I am excited about this
> position. I always hoped I would be president someday."
>
> A Congressional spokesperson noted that while Mr. Singh may not be fully
> aware of all the issues involved in the office of President, this should
That ought to straighten things out for the conservanazis.
> US Presidential Position Outsourced to India
>
> Congress today announced that the office of President of the United States
> of America will be outsourced to India as of April 15th, 2006.
>
> The move is being made to save the President's $400,000 yearly salary
> and also a record $521 billion in deficit expenditures and related
> overhead the office has incurred during the last 5 years.
>
> "We believe this is a wise move financially. The cost savings should be
> significant," stated Congressman Thomas Reynolds (R-WA). Reynolds, with
> the aid of the Government Accounting Office, has studied outsourcing of
> American jobs extensively. "We cannot expect to remain competitive on
> the world stage with the current level of cash outlay," Reynolds noted.
>
> Mr. Bush was informed by email this morning of his termination. Preparations
> for the job move have been underway for sometime.
>
> Gurvinder Singh of Indus Teleservices, Mumbai, India, will be assuming
> the office of President as of April 15th, 2006. Mr. Singh was born in
> the United States while his Indian parents were vacationing at Niagara
> Falls, thus making him eligible for the position. He will receive a
> salary of US $320 a month but with no health coverage or other benefits.
>
> It is believed that Mr. Singh will be able to handle his job
> responsibilities without a support staff. Due to the time difference
> between the US and India, he will be working primarily at night,
> when few offices of the US Government will be open. "Working nights
> will allow me to keep my day job at the American Express call center,"
> stated Mr. Singh in an exclusive interview. "I am excited about this
> position. I always hoped I would be president someday."
>
> A Congressional spokesperson noted that while Mr. Singh may not be fully
> aware of all the issues involved in the office of President, this should
That ought to straighten things out for the conservanazis.
And if we outsource the American military to Lilliput, just think of all the money we could save in food and transportation costs (because of their diminutive size).
Not to mention body armor, since they are so small as to be almost impossible to hit with normal bullets.
Of course they may be prone to "stepping on" technology.
"I only said it was a plan, I never said it was a perfect plan."
(George Armstrong Custer)
Mac
Not to mention body armor, since they are so small as to be almost impossible to hit with normal bullets.
Of course they may be prone to "stepping on" technology.
"I only said it was a plan, I never said it was a perfect plan."
(George Armstrong Custer)
Mac
Works for me. It's the new business mantra. Outsource everything to maximize profits.
The bu$h mission:
Profits over patriotism, ideology over national honor. Screw 'em if they have to workfor an hourly wage.
The bu$h mission:
Profits over patriotism, ideology over national honor. Screw 'em if they have to workfor an hourly wage.
IF Y'ALL haven't figured out that Ohio Repcon
IS A COMPLETE IMBECILE with writing abilities
then y'all will never get it.
IS A COMPLETE IMBECILE with writing abilities
then y'all will never get it.
QUOTE(Plunderer @ Apr 13 2006, 12:27 PM)
This is probably made up, but it's absolutely hilarious.
I can actually imagine it being true too.
Enjoy,
-P
I can actually imagine it being true too.
Enjoy,
-P
"The best lies are the ones that are punctuated with numerous, irrelevant details."
QUOTE(Ron111200 @ May 9 2006, 11:20 PM)
I have no excuses for Bill Clinton.
However, I'm astonished that people somehow compare Clinton's inappropriate, consensual sexual tryst... with Bush's intentional distortions over a half-trillion dollar Iraq junket that has killed and maimed thousands of Americans, and may now jeopardize our world world role for generations.
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