Welcome. I will give that rescrewlicans thing a try.
Rules (loosely based on fight club rules):
1st RULE: You do not talk about the ESS Message Board.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about ESS Message Board.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp or taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at the ESS Message Board, you HAVE to fight.
Have fun!